Galen Randall fears no elephant, python, lion, or rhino through his camera lens, but he’s deathly afraid of airplanes. A random seat assignment pairs him with Lou O’Malley, tattooist, and puts him in the crosshairs of a clumsy, well-intentioned, ill-informed bevy of biker buffoons. Lou’s biker friends have mistaken Randall for a hitman out to murder their darling Lou. Are they smart and tough enough to thwart a smitten Randall who’s determined Lou won’t get away? After all, he’s dealt with bigger, meaner animals than mere motorcycle gangs. Lou’s tattooed bikers are in for some surprises!